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"THE SCIENCE MASTER IS AN UNSTOPPABLE BADASS TO HUNT DOWN AND EXTERMINATE ALL SPLATOON GMODDERS." -omegamario89

The Science Master (who's real name is Jefferson X but nobody calls him that) is an ABORTED QUAKE 3 ARENA CHARACTER deemed too RADICAL for the game. He is the most powerful character and has proven it by being in numerous videos displaying outrageous levels of ass kicking.

Science Master will not rest until every splatoon gmodder has been eradicated with his fucking outstanding finishing moves that can only be executed with the gamecube controller.
SCIENCEMASTER

SCIENCE MASTER CHANNELLING HIS ANGER INTO HIS INDEX FINGER

THE SCIENCE MASTER'S OFFICIAL THEME MUSIC30:00

THE SCIENCE MASTER'S OFFICIAL THEME MUSIC

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"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHEEEEEEUUUUUUAAAAAAAGH FUCKING KILL ME" said the science master to the cat stuck in the tree.

Notable features Edit

  • Science Master drives SCHOOL BUSES into orphanages for fun. it sounds more cynical than it really is.
  • Science Master is immune to magic attacks.
  • Science Master must be standing at all times to prevent his KNEE BOMBS from going off.
  • Science Master hates kids and fucking really hates pokemon
  • FUCK GAY RIGHTS

OMEGAMARIO89'S FUTILE COLLAB ATTEMPT Edit

AS A SUREFIRE WAY TO STOP TEAM BLITZSTORM'S GENOCIDE MISSION, OMEGAMARIO89 SUMMONED EVERY 12 YEAR OLD SUBSCRIBER HE HAD TO ENTER IN A "KICK THE EVATRON COLLAB" (FOOLISHLY MISTAKING THE SCIENCE MASTER FOR EVATRON). AFTER LOSING MANY FOLLOWERS AND RECEIVING NEGATIVE RESPONSE TO HIS COLLAB IDEA, OMEGAMARIO89 REMOVED THE COLLAB RELATED VIDEOS AND BEGGED THE ONLY 2 KIDS WHO MADE ENTRIES TO TAKE THEIRS DOWN ALSO. THUS MAKING OMEGAMARIO89 SINK EVEN DEEPER INTO HIS SLIMEY DUMPSTER OF FAILURE.

(PLUS ME, BURGERLORD, GEORGE AND SAM TOTALLY WON SOME OF HIS FOLLOWERS OVER TO OUR SIDE WHEN WE TOLD THEM OF HIS PEDO ACTIVITIES)

DEADLY MOVES - DONT TRY THESE AT HOME KIDS Edit

  • MECHANISED MUTILATION
  • ROBO RIGHT HOOK
  • SINGULARITY SLAM
  • SCIENTIFIC SMACK DOWN
  • QUANTUM CRUSH
  • BEAM OF BIOMECHANICS
  • DARWIN'S DECAPITATION
  • BREAKFAST TIME SPECIAL WHOPPER MEAL XL
  • BREAKFAST TIME SPECIAL WHOPPER MEAL XL 2 - WITH EXTRA CHEESE

VICTIMS (CONFIRMED KILLS) Edit

  • Inspector Heavy
  • Ellie Godelia
  • Omegamario89
  • Weebfag Shygal
  • Theinklingcapitalist
  • Steelreign55
  • every splatoon gmodder in existence and also some background ones
  • CRYIN' RYAN

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