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This article mainly applies to older versions of GMod.

Mingebag is the name first given to a player of GMod, and as such someone with the name of Mingebag is likely new to the game, and couldn't assemble a pipe cannon. Because of this, it has become a insult to players of GMod, typically implying that they are incompetent in the ways of GMod, play GMod like a deathmatch or generally cause trouble. In comics and movies, Mingebags are represented by a Kleiner model with broken animations (arms always out at their sides) and a gravity gun inside their waist, pointing forwards. This is a reference to how players looked in a previous version of Garry's Mod, before various playermodels and full animations were added.

Types of mingesEdit

Mingebags can usually be grouped into a few catagories:

Noob Mingebag, will either ask how to do stuff or run around killing people with RPGs. If the latter is the case, they are:

Evil Mingebags.(A.K.A Troll Mingebags,Trolls, Clubbed Douches) Will do everything in their power to wreck the server. Agressive ones will probably deathmatch with guns, and sneaky ones will spawn huge chimneys and create spawn-traps. However, not all mingebags are like this (though many are). Some may be:

Good Mingebags. They really want to contribute something. This is the worst kind of Mingebag, and they shouldn't be allowed to have that rank but should be allowed to stay, as there is no use turning people off GMod because of their name.


The war of the servers

Satan Mingebags. These guys are the best of the best, they use exploits and server crashers. Usually they spawn minge devices such as wired autoturrets, missiles, and even blinding and prop-killing using E2 scripts. Be sure to have a good admin addon or server management system ready, and NEVER jail or kick when you know one is on the server, This will cause him to release their full potential (Watch out, they may summon his dedicated minions). Be discreet when banning or subduing a Satan mingebag or the above could easily happen.

Things done by evil MingebagsEdit

Evil Mingebags usually do things termed mingey (Awesome), particurarly doing-

  • Removing players' props and damaging constructions, balloons are usually attatched to things such as vehicles.
  • Spawning huge chimneys. Due to the new menu, it is very hard to find, so it'll probably only be used by sneaky minges.
  • Spawn traps. Particuly propeller blades on the highest torque.
    • Related to the above, only using dynamite. Not only does this kill you when you spawn, it also lags.
  • Beware of sneaky, evil minges. They are even more deadly, and could use the new muscle and hydraulics to their advantage
  • Invisible NPCs such as Antlions or Fast Zombies are quite common
  • Prop-blocking
  • Creating lag machines with lots of constrained props unfrozen and put inside each other

What to do if you encounter a MingebagEdit

Different mingebags should be handled differently. No, don't kill them all.

In case of Noob MingeEdit

If he's DMing, kick him, kill him, ect. {C&nbsp However, if he's not, teach him how to use wheels. If he uses them to spawn-trap, kick, kill, ect.&nbsp If after that, he's still not killing anything (on purpose), move on to Good Minge.

In case of Evil MingeEdit

Kill with extreme prejudice. Over and over again, then trap him under a dumpster or something, and if he kills himself to get out, kick him.

Countering Evil MingebagsEdit

Although kicking is the usual procedure, or informing them of the wrongs of their ways, besting them also works when done effectively, such as using their own tactics against them (spawn traps) or you could use their wrong doings as a que to try out your own contraptions on them, such as Wire aimbot-turrets.

In case of Good MingeEdit

Tell them how to change their name, teach them the basics and then direct them to this very wiki. Name change is most important, as if they don't, they'll likely be kicked by every server with an admin.Make sure to thank them for not being a Evil Mingebag or anything in that criteria.

If you ARE a mingebagEdit

If you are a mingebag, beware. You will generally be mistreated, kicked, banned, and flamed. Most servers online have an Auto-MingeBag kick and will automatically kick anybody with the playername "MingeBag" before they even get chance to spawn. {C It is very rare for someone to actually help you, so change your name!

To change your name, press Shift + Tab, click on Settings, and there will be a text box to input a username.

And remember, even if you managed to destroy a mingebag, they will comeback stronger.

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