CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS (A picture is sure to come soon) Edit
Cinder Block Chris, or, known by his formal name, Christopher of Cinder Blocks, is a professional face executioner and licensed head puncher. He's known to repeatedly punch Saris Khan, which sorta align with Retrochug's kills. But he'll never steal a kill from
Jimmy Retrochug, because that's a dick move, yo. He also doesn't wanna get kicked by his rocket boots, that hurts real bad.
He's got a sombrero, some wrist spikes and he also stole Tribal Buffalo Wings's necklace.
LIST OF BUDDY PALS THAT HE'S MADE, OR AT LEAST PEOPLE HE'S FOUGHT ALONG SIDE WITH Edit
RetroChug (Anyone who's a time-travelling scientist can't be a loser)
Private Haircut (Likes his screamo theme)
Sodeanator (He's either Sodeanator's bud or he's his daily kickin'. He prefers to be the former.)
Science Master and the rest of TEAM BLITZSTORM (Anyone who's a scientist can't be a loser.)
Concrete Carol (Cool buddy of his. Also his student. You know like how in xenoverse you can have someone be your teacher)
Some pretty powerful abilities Edit
Cinder Block Chris can punch through you like you're papier mache. Getting punched by him is a formal invitation to enter a trash compactor.
Unlike most people, Chris can CYATCH.
Since Chris last saw MEDIC MAN, he's grown an immunity to QUITTER TOOLS and PLOTS.
Chris can beat Dark Souls in a single run.
Chris is immune to MAGIC GOLD because he's no homosexual.
Special M0VES Edit
TRASH BIN'D - He will throw someone in a nearby trash bin, where they'll then be compacted.
FRISBEE THROWIN' - Ironically, he actually football throws someone with this move.
HEADLIGHT SMASHER - He grows a car out of a potted plant and runs people over with it, but it isn't as great as Sodeanators.
LIVIN' FOR A SHIVIN' (SUPER SPECIAL MOVE ONLY USE WITH CAUTION) - Chris uses the EXTENT OF HIS POWER. THE ONLY REASON I CAN'T ELABORATE ON THIS IS BECAUSE IT'S BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE U.N. AND ELABORATING WILL PUT ME IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
VICTIM LIST Edit
Glasseye'd Ol' Bill